Osama Bin Laden
1 Nightmare Street
The Bowles of the Earth, Hell 666
Dear Osama,
Well, by now I bet your son is really pissed at you because where you both are now residing there are no virgins, ice water or strong tea. But you knew that, didn’t you. It’s a shame that now you not only have to answer to the God you perverted, but also thousands of your followers who preceded you to hell without the benefit of young, sweet, untainted women.
Look at it this way; when you are finished with eternity in hell, you can then face all the converts you led down the false path to the place all murderers of innocent people must go.
“Vengeance is mine,” saith the Lord; and it is as it should be. The United States of America was the tool that brought you to justice; and that is as it should be.
Oh, by the way, save a place for your doctor friend,
Ayman Al Zawahiri. He will be joining you shortly!
Sincerely,
The memory of all the innocent souls lost to you and your murderous, ungodly following
