
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"
And you're not wearing a mask.
And you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." And can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.
you have a bag full of restraining orders.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

Trick Or Treating...

1. You keep having to go home to pee.
E-mailed by a great friend and fellow trickster, Annie Taylor.
Write on,
Mittster
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