Our Angry Universe

What have I done to piss God off so much?

I can't go to a movie, read a book or watch TV without watching something destroy the earth!


It's either a comet, asteroid,


gamma ray burst,







alien,

earthquake, tornado, hurricane, or virus.

God only knows what else is poised in the wings to annihilate all life on our small blue planet.

I've had enough....I'm going to grab some good smoke, a couple truck loads of Boones Farm apple wine, munchies, and watch cartoons until December 21, 2012. It won't matter much after that!

I'm just saying,

Mittster